Answers:

Laddergrams:

B RIB IR I R
I IDOLS SOLD DSL O
L LOVELY LOVEY LOVE Y


T STUB BUS US B
H HOUR OUR OR U
E DINER RIND DIN R
L LOUPS SOUP SOU P


B BEACH EACH ACE H
A YEAST STYE SET Y
C CAMP AMP AM P
O ONSET NEST SET N
N NOON ONO NO O


Cryptofamilies:

  1. Log of fag - get off the shed - wher it is - prehensile vagina - my ass has powers - furiously urinating
  2. Hypno hair - agent - bacon head - egotism - bear claws - big fish
  3. Leth's url archive - raven's home companion - shil's photo album - zompist's map of spinnland - kyol's irc stats - nyder's international ops
  4. Andy ihnatko - nyder - general sedgewick - anastasia - vice pope doug - doc evil
  5. Psychic fern - bathe her - big fucking dog - guilty pleasures - featureless void - uncel roy
  6. Good burger - un chien spinndalou - tieboy's closet - ruffiani business cards - developers of the corn - last Tuesday -
  7. Nine ball - zweblo - awards - unpaid ads - nipple server - brain shots 8. Schuminweb - capalert - isourceline - jack chick - velvet vulva - famewolf

Push Ups:

  1. Cecilweed - chalupa - elksplit - the fuck - goofus - haiku - ihnatko - sarnak - nutsak - oatmeal
  2. Waffles - pennant - psychic - soylent - sweetbus - vigoda - lesbian - brillo - celery - fucktard

Word Mine:

(there may be more)
a ad ail an and anion ant antic as ascot ass at can cat cation coast coda cold con cost costly cot coy cud cunt cut din dint do doily don dot dots duct dun dust dysfunction fad fail fan fanny fat fault faulty fin find fist fit foal foil fold fond font foul found fun function functional fund funny fusion id if in ion is it lad land latin lid lift lint lion list lit load loaf loan loft lofty lost lot loud lousy lout lust lusty nad naif nail nifty nit no nod nods noisy non noun nylon oaf oat of oily old on out sad sail sand satin scion sift sin sins sit so sod soda sofa soft soil sold son sot soul sound soy suction sun sunny tad tail tan tat tin tit to toad toil told ton tonal toy unction us you

Word Paths:

  1. Sean lean leah leth
  2. Shil soil soul sour soar roar
  3. Wabe ware care cure lure
  4. Shed seed send sent tent
  5. Elk elf alf all ail lil lol log lag

Logic Problem:

Finding Person Owning Person Place of Residence Object
Maime Jessica Samwise Nebraska
LadyJ Jacquilynne Knitting Needle Ontario
Shil Heather Log File Illinois
Raven Aimee Handbag Oregon
Jacquilyn Abbie Webcam Tennessee

It's a Dysfunctional Figgerit:

Bathe her and bring her to me - Doc Evil

Falling Captions:

i plan to pick up some Australian sailors! Do you think this T-shirt will work?
Many years ago, the first Keanes emerged from the primordial ooze, only to discover that other lifeforms were lightyears ahead of them

Crypto-ku:


Page 1:
A nutsack is tripped / Into frenzies of dik play / Then, a sudden calm -Horselover Fat
Sharing a fine meal / Nourishes mind and body / Unless it's Barfy. -- Horselover Fat
Heads swivel like tops / Or: They look so lifelike, stuffed / A difficult zone. -Horselover Fat
Rain, bugs, no TV. / Hillbillies buggered Daddy. / Happy camping? No. -Horselover Fat
Sex and drugs are fine / But why do we never watch / _Un chien andalou_? -Horselover Fat
Inscrutable hair / Her nose is not connected / And why just one boob? -Horselover Fat
Another day gone / Still no DFC updates / Editors shitfaced? / -- Horselover Fat
here will be swordplay / when a ronin hears insults. / "Spatch job": does it count? -Horselover Fat
Red zone / Contains some subtle errors: / A line that is too long.- Horselover Fat
Page 2:
Although I'd rather / people used my feedback form, / but eh. No biggie.-spinn
Special Haiku Zone? / We've seen quite enough haiku. / Screw the monthly fee.-Namgubed the Merry Elf
The DFC ed / Posted all the funny ones. / What remains? Red Zone. -sean.reynolds
we will need to make / alt.fan.spinnwebe.haiku / to contain these lines -hangtownman
I have a feeling / we just initiated / an eternal thread.-kshay
Required haiku / captions during the summer: / Impossible Zone -Clayton Colwell
Self-defeating post: / Are not haiku Impossible? / Wherefore, then, use them? -E
The chili Dad makes / causes the reaction that / can propel my sled -LadyJ
the sled goes quickly / the runners kiss the soft snow / chili propulsion -Lady J

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