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The HHGTTG Character Affinity Quiz

You have demonstrated a strong affinity for Marvin the Paranoid Android.

You hate everything, everywhere and everybody - especially those painful diodes in your left side. Your sole reason for living seems to be to seek out somebody, somewhere who might just possibly be more miserable than you. Unfortunately, stupid people keep diverting you for dumb reasons like saving the universe (if the universe can't take care of itself, why should you care?) To you, a "good time" means absolutely nothing because somebody forgot to add that to your personal dictionary file.

Some words of advice: Oil the diodes and get on with your life. Humans ain't worth the whining.

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