Your favourite drink is...
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Ol' Janx Spirit
Your favourite possession is...
A bucket to wash your head in
An iron mallet
An orange sash
A rabbit-skin hold-all
The word that most accurately describes you is...
Your preferred mode of travel is...
Vogon Constructor Ship
Anything you can hitch a ride on
In the arms of a Thunder God
A transparent globe with a sofa
Velvet paisley-covered Chesterfield sofa
If you had the Magratheans build you a planet it would...
Be under your complete control as the supreme ruler
Be uninhabited, so you wouldn't have to listen to the snivelling of a lesser
Blow itself up without the involvement of a demolition team
Contain a large lake that thinks it is a gin and tonic
Be quiet, peaceful and not under attack by a supercomputer with feelings of
Look a lot like Earth
Your favourite song is...
Don't give me no more of that Ol' Janx Spirit
Music to shout by
Anything by Dire Straits
Anything by Disaster Area
How I hate the night
Your favourite recreational activity is...
Hanging around with your famous boyfriend, saving the universe as necessary
Flying and sex (at the same time, of course)
Your ideal date is...
A cellist who think she's a hedgehog
The President of the Galaxy
Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6
None, you have as much sex appeal as a road accident
None, one is company, two is a crowd
Your childhood hero was...
Prostetnic Vogon Yeltz
Your favourite guide entry is...
Anything you wrote yourself
Effective techniques for planetary destruction
The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
The thing you most dislike is...
The supernova bomb
Being forced to save the Universe
Eddie, the ship board computer
Nutri-matic Drinks Dispenser
Your favourite electronic device is...
The Electronic Thumb
30-megahurt Definit-Kil Photrazon Cannon
Your digital watch
Room of Information Illusions
The Total Perpspective Vortex (in your world)
The Total Perspective Vortex (in the real world)
Your philosophy of life could be summed up as...
Always know where your towel is
Never go back for your bag
Resistance is useless
Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it
I'm not going to be anybody's puppet particularily my own
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
Are you finished?